Keep Calm and Maille On 

 Keep Calm and Maille On

Q: Why does it say on your resumé that you taught Canadian as a second language?

Q: If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to bore a hole in a stale doughnut? 

Q: "Was it difficult to open your gluten-free beer microbrewery? And why on Earth would anyone want this product?"